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Smash Burger
🧬 Genetics (Reported/Rumored):
- Believed to be a cross involving GMO or Meat Breath (for the savory, funky base) mixed with something sweet and creamy like PB Soufflé, Donny Burger, or Lava Cake.
- Could also have ties to Kush Mints or Chemdawg genetics, depending on the breeder.
🌱 Type:
- Indica-dominant hybrid (most phenos)
- Built to hit hard and then mellow you out
🔥 Effects:
- Starts with a heavy cerebral thump — euphoric and slightly spacey
- Quickly shifts into a deep body melt, ideal for evenings or knocking out stress
- Great for relaxation, pain relief, and serious couchlock (if you’re not careful)
👃 Aroma & Flavor:
- Savory, funky, cheesy, with that signature umami-gas
- Notes of peppery meat, garlic, and sweet dough
- Think of a burger with a side of cookies and funk — weird, but in a good way






